Astrochimp

The Japanese are way ahead of the US in cellphones, video games, robots and bullet trains. To come up with these great ideas they have to work late nights and cannot be bothered by crying babies. Luckily some wine tasters discovered that by slurping wine, a baby will suddenly stop crying. It seems as though each baby stops crying to say WTF was that sound? So enjoy a glass of wine and chill out, if the baby crys just go up to the crib, slurp some wine and resume partying.

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