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10 Random Facts About Knight Rider

January 29th, 2006 Uncategorized

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Walker Texas Ranger is tough, Jack Bauer is tough, but these guys are all human. Who would be the toughest TV show character of all time? Well, it is a combo. Take Michael Knight and his car KITT and they would give a run at both Jack Bauer or Walker Texas Ranger. Michael Knight did have to fake his own death just before he became Michael Knight. Prepare yourself for reading the list by reading the Knight Rider intro text:

“Knight Rider, a shadowy flight into the dangerous world of a man who does not exist. Michael Knight, a young loner on a crusade to champion the cause of the innocent, the helpless, the powerless in a world of criminals who operate above the law.”

Random Facts about KITT and Michael Knight:

1) KITT’s mortal enemy was KARR another talking car that was evil. KARR looks just like KITT except for an evil looking goatee or van dyke

2) Michael Knight’s mortal enemy is Garthe Knight who looks just like Michael Knight except for an evil goatee or van dyke (this is actually true, but the pic is very funny).
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3) Michael Knight’s Member’s Only jacket also talked, but it was usually malfunctioning from Michael Knights coolness.

4) Michael Knight’s man-perm was developed by Knight Industries most top secret scientist.

5) KITT had his hub caps stolen once…once.

6) KITT’s mortal enemy is a narrow alley.

7) KITT’s mortal enemy are high gas prices.

8) KITT’s mortal enemy is the “Blue Screen of Death”

9) KITT was the real reason for Nick and Jessica’s breakup: watch video…

10) KITT’s turbo boost was powered by Michael Knight’s super high self esteem.

11) Michael Knight’s man-perm can stop bullets.

12) Michael Knight knows what you searched for on Google even back in the 80s.

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